The best way to clean your BUM....Tushy Bidet
Toilet paper is extremely wasteful. It takes 37 gallons of water to produce one roll of toilet paper. And take even more to process it. Buying it with the plastic packaging and the shipping storing of it is incredibly wasteful. And its a barbaric way to clean yourself, disgusting and very idiotic. With the Tushy Bidet you can save trees, save plastic packaging, save water from producing and processing it. And most importantly it keeps you from having to stick your hand up your butt and wipe that crap. Save water, get a better clean and save time money on Toilet paper. The Tushy is portable requires no plumbing or electricity and works great.
Happy Pooping :)